tampa catholic

a crappy ass cristian school like, in that movie saved just gayer.

Dude 1: Hey you wanna go to Tampa Catholic?
Dude 2: No! That's a crappy ass cristian school!
Dude 1: Oh, Never mind.

by MC Bermanson October 15, 2004

Timpani

The greatest set of Orchestral drums ever created

Person 1:Well, it looks like he can play the Timpani

Person 2: He is AWESOME

by 6DADADA May 31, 2009

Tampanian

Someone born in Tampa, Florida, the hottest city in Florida, 3 million times better than stupid Miami.

People from Miami are OK, but Tampanians are awesome.

by Tameron Cantrell December 28, 2005

Jesuit Tampa

The best private school in Tampa, Florida. The school consists of 680 young men who are athletic, intelligent, and downright sexy. Females flock to Jesuit events in hopes on finding a dominant male mating partner. Jesuit consistenly sends kids to college unlike other schools such as Tampa Catholic and Plant.

"Wow, not only is that Jesuit Tampa guy hot, but he's going somewhere in life. I want to carry his children."

by Joe Sabin October 29, 2009

tampa bay toupee

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008

timati

Is a russian rapper who claims to be black which is radiculuos but good for hyping...made some songs with snoop dogg,flo rida,fat joe

It just don't make sense how come snoopy did songs with TIMATI??))))

by megggamakz January 5, 2014

Tampa Bay Spot Shower

When lying in bed masturbating, you attempt to hit the ceiling fan which is on full speed with your hot load. If you are able to hit the fan, you are rewarded with the semen shower.

Dan came up short for weeks, but was finally able soak himself with the tampa bay spot shower.

by Pete Leclerc April 18, 2009