Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila: a woman who embarassed her self ..VERY PUBLICALLY.. On a ' hit ' MTV show,entitled..a shot of love with tila..

where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!?

CRAZY ASS HOE

She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of..

There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila..

she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity..

Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..

tila the product of america home of the stupid and ignorant and rascist but guess what they are proud of it and even try to make money out of the fact they are so stupid ..

Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her..

TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..

by TILATHICKQUELA October 23, 2010

Tilen

The most beautiful boy in the world with big brown eyes in which you just get lost in. Very funny, smart, nice and adorable. Tilen is the best boyfriend and lover anyone could want.

Tilen is perfect ♡

by pipi ♥ May 4, 2014

Tila Tequila

famous in myspace, only because people add her &want to see her half naked pictures. she says she Bisexual so she can have her own show on MTV,(which isn't real). her voice sounds like a sheep on crack. Looks like a Chihuahua. &is UGLY

Tila Tequila: I'M SO FUCKING SEXY

by awkwardfork January 21, 2009

laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Teleah

She is an amazing girl who is smart and sarcastic at the same time. She never lets insults get to her and is always dreaming. She is an artist and is loyal to her friends.

"Woah! Teleah got an 100 on the test....again."

by Random-Ramen July 13, 2017

tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

tilexz

two actors who deny they are together and try to hide their love interest in each other, which is very hard;

and the fan shipping of the two actors from instant star, alexz and tim, and when put them together you get tilexz.

It's so obvious that in 18 Part 1, the love scene was sooo tilexz rather than jommy.

by Alisonnnnnnnnn March 25, 2008