Tijuana tunnel

When you use any restroom and the smell is so bad from the previous person (or live action), you pull your shirt over your face & resort to smelling yourself going to the bathroom for relief.

The bathroom @ the fair smelled so bad, l had to Tijuana tunnel myself to keep from throwing up.

by Ballbag 48 May 5, 2014

tijuana rainbow

When you eat some tasty tacos from the roach coach, and then you have to shit something fierce.
You fall down on all fours and blast 100psi diarrhea out you ass while puking all over the shower. making you look like a pretty rainbow!!

I wouldn't eat there, last time i did i ended up doing the tijuana rainbow!

by Mr Shnoz October 4, 2009

Tijuana Shoeshine

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009

Tijuana Schlitz

After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.

Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."

Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."

Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."

by Jeffrey Junior December 10, 2008

Tijuana Taco

When a girl spreads her ass cheeks open for a guy to shit between, becomes a Tijuana Burrito if he proceeds to fuck her up the ass

Todd and Jills Tijuana Taco soon became a burrito after the sight of all that feces got Todd harder than a month old chalupa

by Ratheon May 14, 2007

Tijuana Cocktail

a mixture of blood, sweat, spit, and semen. usually added to one's drink as a cruel joke

Ron: Hmm, this drink tastes a little weird and its sticking to the roof of my mouth. whats in it?

Dale: thats cause its a Tijuana Cocktail!

Ron: Motherfucker!

by Lightnin' J July 20, 2008

Tijuana Terrier

1. A small (15-25 lb) street mongrel common to the California-Baja border. Part Chihuahua, part terrier (or other small breed), resourceful, crafty, and totally lacking in loyalty, the dog survives using his wits and charm.
2. A shifty vagabond who survives using wits and charm.

Q: Should we ask that man for directions to the cantina?
A: No, not him -- he looks like a Tijuana Terrier.

by razzoner September 26, 2005