dookie tickets

Another Word For Toilet Paper

There's a fresh roll of dookie tickets under the sink

by Karrull July 27, 2007

poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak October 18, 2008

ass tickets

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009

fake tickets

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

by absolutben80 July 6, 2011

Dicky Ticker

As heard in Fifth Gear season 20 episode 1, a "dicky ticker" esentally means "a weak heart".

Brace yourselves, these images are disturbing. Sensitive viewers and those with a dicky ticker might want to look away now.

by MagniDefine December 27, 2018

tickets

code for buying cocaine, usually used over the phone.

"dude, you got a line on some tickets?"
"yeah, i got tickets. how many?"
"20"

by hkd September 17, 2006

Titty Tickets

Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts

He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!

by Bella Baby 0143 July 26, 2013