when you have sex with a pregnant girl. cause technically its a threesome right. cause its a girl, a baby, and you. babies are humans too!
by BubbaRodgers August 3, 2009
Get the PEI Threesomemug. The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 28, 2011
Get the Lonely Threesomemug. by Eric, Sean, and Ben September 1, 2007
Get the Devil's Threesomemug. When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.
Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
Griffin: "Would I ever!"
Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"
by csemenmonster November 27, 2013
Get the Simon Threesomemug. A casual threesome is when two people have sex on top of or in such a way that one of the people having sex touch a third person sleeping or passed out.
Wow, I had my first casual threesome last night. I woke up with three feet in my face and a view that only german amatour porn could beat.
by ze_ynz July 18, 2010
Get the Casual Threesomemug. Starting from bottom, guy sitting on a couch, guy number 2 on top of guy 1 sitting reverse cowboy, with girl 1 on top of guy number 2 sitting reverse cowgirl
"The Devils Threesome" When your girl texts from girls night out and asks, can I bring Jo home. Hell yea baby, ill see you soon. Never once thinking it would be crazy Jo the bartender with a horse cocktail that she's scared will hurt. I haven't sat right since
by Daledoe12in December 30, 2022
Get the The Devils Threesomemug. A threesome involving 2 guys and a girl who are very comfortable and confident in their sexualities.
by Geeezus May 7, 2018
Get the Devil's threesomemug.