"No Scarface. No 'Billy Bong Thorton' without Kenny, that would not be right, man. Use 'Wesley Pipes'! Yeah."
by Gfunkadelicman February 5, 2007
Get the billy bong thorton mug.A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Man her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
by anonymous June 28, 2021
Get the Torta mug.Overweight Hispanic girls that listen to rockabilly music and tries to live the lifestyle by squeezing their pudgy sacks of blubber bodies into tight clothing that only hot rockabilly pin-up girls should be wearing.
Derived from the Spanish culinary word of "torta", a thick & fat stuffed sandwich. Because of that, this term should only apply to Hispanic girls that fit the said description.
Derived from the Spanish culinary word of "torta", a thick & fat stuffed sandwich. Because of that, this term should only apply to Hispanic girls that fit the said description.
Miklo: Hey mang, my friend's rockabilly band is playing @ Spikes on Saturday. You wanna go?
Cruz: No, guey. There's too many tortabilly girls (tortabillies: plural form) and I'm not a chubby chaser, ese!
Miklo: Ah, si. Pues, forget it then.
Cruz: No, guey. There's too many tortabilly girls (tortabillies: plural form) and I'm not a chubby chaser, ese!
Miklo: Ah, si. Pues, forget it then.
by erp2 November 10, 2011
Get the tortabilly mug.guy 1 - "yo man what's up? how you been?"
guy 2 - "not a lot, sick of this town, gonna go thoreau on this town"
guy 2 - "not a lot, sick of this town, gonna go thoreau on this town"
by Petrarca June 15, 2009
Get the thoreau mug.1. an extraordinarily thorny situation in which there are multiple factors contributing to the awkwardness
2. a situation that is painfully awkward
2. a situation that is painfully awkward
1. I said a "YO MAMA" joke and then he told me his mom was dead. And then I asked "cancer?" and he said "no my dad killed her." It was a thornado.
2. My dad was in my room on my computer and my mom walked in holding up one of my g-strings and asked "Is this your thong honey?" And my dad just looked at me. I was trapped in a thornado.
2. My dad was in my room on my computer and my mom walked in holding up one of my g-strings and asked "Is this your thong honey?" And my dad just looked at me. I was trapped in a thornado.
by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009
Get the thornado mug.1. Suburbs; Middle of Nowhere; The Counrty
Where some GH3TT0LICIOUS MAMiiS ride bikes around their developments, go horse back riding, and do nothing but shop on daddy's unlimited platinum credit cards
2. Where row homes and walking are UNHEARD OF!
A.K.A - where its at <3
Where some GH3TT0LICIOUS MAMiiS ride bikes around their developments, go horse back riding, and do nothing but shop on daddy's unlimited platinum credit cards
2. Where row homes and walking are UNHEARD OF!
A.K.A - where its at <3
by mcnults October 20, 2009
Get the Thorton PA mug.An epic part-god part robot, who specializes in murderous electronic music to destroy dancefloors worldwide.
by Trogdorasomaus September 15, 2010
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