Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin

Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .

by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019

Thompson

The act of taking a girl home from a night out but only cuddling with her until you both fall asleep.

The act of satisfying the need for a girlfriend with a casual cuddle with a random biddy.

'I pulled another Thompson last night'
'You have to take her on a date after the 3rd Thompson man"

by HOL[345] September 22, 2018

Thompson

a man with incredible iq and intelligence that it makes albert einstien look like a 4 year old,also is an extreme beast and if you added all the weight in the universe times that by 48 you would get his light bench press!!!!!!

Person 1: my god did you see that thompson over there he like just created a hoverboard out of air like wow!!!
person 2: yup he sure is a beast

by lolsszorz October 18, 2008

thompson

sub machine gun (SMG) used in WW2 namely referred to as thommy gun. great Rate of fire slightly innacurate needs pletny of cleaning usually issued to captain or leader of squad. making a comeback in airsoft too.

bang,followed by other bangs in that time it was friggin amazing that the thompson could do that.

by ghosts_shadow June 23, 2006

Joshua thompson

A lad with a small penis usually 2-3 inches hard he thinks he is a farmer although he has never seen a (farm) a Joshua Thompson rarely breaks 5 foot at full height he is hated by all and loved by none he thinks he is a world-class karate champion although he only has participation medals I would highly recommended not becoming friends with this being as he will eventually try to engage in a sexual relationship a Joshua Thompson favourite words are (sir) and (diffin)

Man:oh no Joshua Thompson is approaching

Man2: run I heard he is queer

by Licmadic May 21, 2018

craig thompson

A person who wants someone else to suck their penis.
He is also known as Mini Ladd, but no one has created a definition for Craig Thompson

Craig Thompson: "yOu WaNt mY PeNiS"
This is from one of Mini Ladd's videos, where it has become a meme

by A username made when I was 9 September 24, 2019

Miss Thompson

Works at fullhurst. Crusty dusty dinosaur her husband is dead and takes it out on the students. Fat fucking nonce and was classified as a man at birth. Fucking transgender bitch.

Fuck you miss Thompson

by ShainePatel December 17, 2019