Twitter

A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.

Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Twitter

A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

Twitter samples:

@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart

@myass64: great stuff buddy.

@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?

@thebignothing: especially in Michigan

@poot: most def

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by Parcerito October 18, 2011

Twitter

Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE

GUY1: hey, get a twitter
GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter
GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter
GUY3: get a fucking life

by AdamRock1 May 2, 2009

Twitter

A place for aspiring stalkers!

Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...

by BeeRBee May 20, 2009

Twitter

Something I cannot stand, the most annoying fucking thing in the world.

I have twitter! WOW bro your a fucking douchebag.

by Sickofmakingshitup March 23, 2010

Twitterer

noun. One who uses Twitter (the social network). One who "tweets."

She's so connected, she's on every social network. She just became a Twitterer recently, but is really going to town!

by Stepmom43 March 19, 2009

twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.

John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.

by lies03 May 1, 2008