Ruler ref

The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.

Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018

supreme ruler

The most powerful human being in the world.

Ryan Guthrie

by Jayson Scisco August 20, 2003

ruler biscuit

no one really knows.

"Man hide your money
Hide your dope
And hide your ruler biscuit
It's like so devestated
The way i stay so jaded"
-Andre Nickatina, Coka Cola

by JennyandKenny..andJeff February 8, 2009

Soggy Ruler

Using your wet penis as a ruler during your GCSE maths examination, after previously having intercourse minutes before.

Glad I had sex before the exam. Had to use a soggy ruler on question 17.

by LongDongDylan October 5, 2014

ruler job

the act of being wanked off by a ruler

Man! Ashley really gave me a good ruler job the other day!

by zack December 3, 2004

Ruler marked

When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.

David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.

by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018

Ruler ref

Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.

Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018