Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.
Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!
by Sambiase April 14, 2019
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Fap Olympics

An entire summer of Fapping because you ain't got shit to do, and you're single :(
Hey dude, how'd you spend your summer?

Ummm... Fap Olympics '09.

Looooooool! that sucks bro.
by MagnusVeidt September 20, 2013
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Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.
"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."
by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013
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Bladder Olympics

The act of not urinating for a very long period of time after the urge arises. Most commonly happens when online someplace interactive because you dont want to miss anything by going to the bathroom.

Said by some to "expand" bladder capacity.
IM: Yhatcha Doin

RE: Nuttin - well, still doin Bladder Olympics

IM: Dude! - didnt you drink like 4 cups of coffee?

RE: Yup (BOOM!) <dies of exploded bladder>
by Streigh June 24, 2009
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influencer olympics

A large event usually in a open area, were influencers try to out do each other by wearing over the top outfits that do not remotely go with the theme of the occasion.
Why is she wearing a wedding dress to a baseball game?
Because she is tryna with first place at the influencer Olympics
by nst_nicole December 24, 2021
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Misery Olympics

Comparing your struggles to others who are complaining about their own issues. Popularly used to undermine the importance of someone’s struggle, or to make something miserable look like it is over exaggerated or weak for complaining.
"everyone wants to compete in the misery olympics"

If someone says, "This heat is killing me!" and someone responds, "This is nothing compared to my hometown.", then the second person is now competing in the misery olympics.
by socialjake June 29, 2021
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Olympic Pooping

A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!
by bumarse October 25, 2009
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