by Dumn ass June 3, 2016
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Get the Re-Stained the Deck mug.The name of a very beautiful Swedish man, who is both charming and charismatic in nature, with touch of sarcasm, and great intellectual prowess, an is well cultured in worldly affairs.
Person 1: I just wrote an urban dictionary entry for the YouTube celebrity Mark Deck (The Click) .
Person 2: *after reading Person 1's definition of that YouTube celebrity, take long pause before saying anything* this is the biggest display of bullshit ass-kissing I have ever seen, omfg, how thirsty are you for this man?
Person 1: yes
P.S. I made this definition for to be funny and make people laugh, also, I made it because I didn't see anything on urban dictionary about, The Click, an I personally think that out of all celebrity YouTubers on YouTube, there is no one more worthy of an urban dictionary definition than him, he is a really amazing dude and deserves lots of love and way more subscribers on YouTube than he actually has right now, an I hope one day I can get to talk to him either online or in person and tell him that he is not just beautiful on the outside, but, also, beautiful on the inside too, and that if he should ever feel like he isn't good enough at something, that he should know that as long as he enjoys doing something then that in its own little way makes him good enough at it, in my opinion. 😊
Person 2: *after reading Person 1's definition of that YouTube celebrity, take long pause before saying anything* this is the biggest display of bullshit ass-kissing I have ever seen, omfg, how thirsty are you for this man?
Person 1: yes
P.S. I made this definition for to be funny and make people laugh, also, I made it because I didn't see anything on urban dictionary about, The Click, an I personally think that out of all celebrity YouTubers on YouTube, there is no one more worthy of an urban dictionary definition than him, he is a really amazing dude and deserves lots of love and way more subscribers on YouTube than he actually has right now, an I hope one day I can get to talk to him either online or in person and tell him that he is not just beautiful on the outside, but, also, beautiful on the inside too, and that if he should ever feel like he isn't good enough at something, that he should know that as long as he enjoys doing something then that in its own little way makes him good enough at it, in my opinion. 😊
by Chaotic Spirit July 19, 2021
Get the Mark Deck (The Click) mug.1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013
Get the deck the balls mug."I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."
by giraffe-o December 2, 2009
Get the deck the halls mug.An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.
"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."
by one_step March 1, 2010
Get the Below the hard deck mug.This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.
Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?
Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.
Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.
Carlos: Shit.
Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.
Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.
Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.
Carlos: Shit.
Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.
by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011
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