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shave the brain

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them
Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers
by marklarthewelby September 4, 2021
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diarrhea of the brain

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.
corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain
by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013
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Beat It Out The Brain

F*ck her so good she contracts autism.
Micah: “Damn dude, your girl so dumb”
Sam: “Nah dude, i just beat it out the brain
by MDC03 January 1, 2021
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Run in the brain

Some stupid word people say. It makes them feel cool.
"I always have airpods in it just run in the brain." "OMG your not cool man stfu"
by anonymous May 9, 2021
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Dangly Wang of the Brain

TL:DR - The need of a penis to be present to feel competent and valid.

A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"

Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022
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Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
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