When you get a chick with a fresh Brazilian wax, lay her on her stomach, insert your penis, and proceed to rotate your body a full 360 degrees.
by slyoctober May 8, 2009
A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.
Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.
by Saucy Salmon July 6, 2020
Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.
I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.
by Anal Intruder 519 October 4, 2017
When you tell her you have a surprise. Run out of the room strip naked. Then you come back in hands held wide open like airplane wings. Jump and crash into the pussy.
Man she wasn't that interested until I gave her a good ole Kentucky Sidewinder she keeps blowing my phone up. I went full Kentucky Sidewinder on her and she did the the exorcist. I crashed my sidewinder into her queef whistle she ain't been the same since.
by B.Nilez July 3, 2021
Someone or something trying to pose as normal, yet so severely fucked up that it was probably shat into existence.
The bar was closing in 10 minutes. Mike knew his prospects were diminishing every second. If he wanted to get lucky, he'd have to lower his standards -- maybe even go Hershey Sidewinder.
by Threevety February 25, 2010
Larry O'brien was giving me an Ethiopian Sidewinder in the bathrooms at Billings Bridge when a knock came on the door.
by Yelnats Puck September 28, 2009
by Anony January 2, 2005