surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

the Franklin Shocker

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors

"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!

by Thick Pants October 21, 2010

The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).

I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.

by Brian Martin June 27, 2003

The Spock Shocker

To use your index and middle finger and stick it in the vaginal area, and to use the pinky and the finger between the pinky and the middle finger and stick it in the anal..

Wes wishes he could have The Spock Shocker

by Dave Shearon June 4, 2003

The Ryan Shocker

When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!

The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!

by Tyrus Thomas May 8, 2006

the three finger shocker

The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers

I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.

by Machew August 27, 2016

The Quick Finger Shocker

If you're ever in a fight and need to pull a move in order to escape. Just pull down your enemy's pants and stick you're finger in their ass.

Alex: Yoo John what happened last night
John: I was in a scuff with Rob but he pulled The Quick Finger Shocker on me and got away

by Scrap_master_69 October 21, 2020