Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

Eagle Perch

The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)

"Dude i jus got eagle perched" (aka a nut sac was hanging on my shoulder)

by The one they call Andrew October 8, 2008

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

Perching

When you perch up on a boat and your boy grabs your shaft

Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard

by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021

perching

When a mf be yapping excessively

Perch be perching

by Marmarontheblock June 3, 2024

Perching

When a males penis is so small that it rests on top of his ballsack

Anthony had a tough time getting with girls because of the fact his penis is perching on his balls

by Thee percher January 8, 2025

Perching

A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.

During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.

by The Carlos Danger July 15, 2021