lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

lumpy jumper

Royal Air Force slang for a female, due to their mammory glands and the tight-fitting issue sweaters.

What's the new supply officer like?
Not too bad, for a lumpy jumper.

by fubarderby June 13, 2004

lumpy rug

When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. When it dries and hardens, the bitch now has a lumpy rug.

"I started to go down on this hoe, but when I tried to run my fingers through her pubes, she had the nastiest lumpy rug!"

by Tara Anderson May 17, 2006

Lumpy oatmeal

Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.

I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.

by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011

Lumpy rutherford

When you shit in your pants and a noticeable lump can be seen

Freddy waited in the bathroom line so long he got a lumpy Rutherford

by Dr.nasty cakes October 11, 2017

A lumpy Jack

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.

Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015