A simulatory game that is played on your game system using a game paddel that is in the shape of a guitar, has five buttons (called fret buttons) and a flipper that is supposed to represent all six strings in one! sounds pretty cool huh? well guess what if you have the time to dick around learning to play shit on that, that doesnt even MATCH the song, then just buy a fuckin guitar for $100 instead of the game and learn how to play that instead.
nOOb to guitar hero: WTF why dont I just run home and get my guitar so we can play a real song Mike
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..
by James TH April 2, 2007
You aren't cool enough to be a guitar hero!!
by misguided youth January 1, 2007
by Jimmy Eat My World November 13, 2007
A fucking video game designed to look like the player is performing a live concert on stage (even though there is only 6 arenas or so)
Anyways, the game is wildly played at parties by some jerkoff tweens, and it is the same thing as that dance revolution game, its a slap in the face to many artists and it is insulting for real rockers, the game is so mainstream you will find it on billboards, websites, radio sations, every company is chipping in, tv, commercials it makes rock look like a fucking manufactured product, and of course-untill now-they are shoving dollar bills up every bands asses so they can sell out(which they do eventually) you like this game whatever, I don't fucking dig commercial rock, its shit it deletes its message. shit even the dead kennedys caved in and sold out, who can blame them for it, fucking lawyers made these guys assraping eachother at every sight, until they fucking rebanded to this plastic commercial shit, at least we still got jello..
Anyways, the game is wildly played at parties by some jerkoff tweens, and it is the same thing as that dance revolution game, its a slap in the face to many artists and it is insulting for real rockers, the game is so mainstream you will find it on billboards, websites, radio sations, every company is chipping in, tv, commercials it makes rock look like a fucking manufactured product, and of course-untill now-they are shoving dollar bills up every bands asses so they can sell out(which they do eventually) you like this game whatever, I don't fucking dig commercial rock, its shit it deletes its message. shit even the dead kennedys caved in and sold out, who can blame them for it, fucking lawyers made these guys assraping eachother at every sight, until they fucking rebanded to this plastic commercial shit, at least we still got jello..
Guitar Hero produces stupid mainstreamers and releases a new generation of fake ass artificial phonies, guitar hero is killing true rockers and making them just another toy of corporation greed.
by The~Intellectual~Me October 1, 2008
now apparently people think real guitarists talk like a stereotypical 1337 nerd. see other definitions for examples. and then these fags try to stick up for guitar queeros by pretending that they are humble people who say nothing about this bullshit. and guitarists are scarily hostile violent people who bash guitar queeros for no reason.
see below definitions of guitar hero
by bitterpill1 (jpka159) May 31, 2009
A guitar-simulation series which let's you act like a proffesional guitarist without actually being one; a super fun game that's great for parties and leaves you with countless hours of head bashing fun!
Unfortunately, this game is looked down upon by half-assed guitarists. Here's what I have to say...
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUITAR HERO! IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU HALF-ASSED BASTARD! A GAME! IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D BE ACTUALLY BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BASHING PEOPLE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME ONLINE!
Another problem is belief among many Guitar Hero nerds, usually refered to as guitar heroes or guitar zeros, that being able to beat a hard-ass song on Expert makes them better than Hendrix. Here's another thing I have to say!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING NERD! OK, YOU BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES! BIG WHOOP! NO ONE REALLY CARES. UNLESS YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS WITH THAT, IT'S BULLSHIT!
Example:
Me: Bro, you want to play some Guitar Hero? I've been working and I think I got better!
Half-Assed Guitarist: Guitar Hero? You are such a noob. Not to mention gay. Only homo, faggot losers play Guitar Hero. Get a REAL guitar and then I'll be impressed, but I'll just act like a whining, big baby, jackass until you do that...
Me: It's a damn game. Lighten up, you prick... How 'bout you? You in?
Guitar Zero/ Hero Nerd: Heck, yes! I'll show you that I can beat every song on Expert! Then, I'll shred it up on a real guitar like I'm Hendrix, but we all know I've never touch a guitar in my life... or a girl at that... I'm TOTALLY in!
Half-Ass: You fucking nerd. Go shoot yourself
Zero/ Nerd: No! How 'bout you go slit your throat!
Half-Ass: No! You!
Zero/ Nerd: No! YOU!
(Goes on about 30 more times)
Me: BOTH OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BIG-ASS BABIES! Fuck both of you! All I wanted to to was play some fucking Guitar Hero, but you fuckfaces had to make it SO hard. Your both talented! Now stop fighting jackasses! Both of you go kill your selfs!!!!!
(I walk out angrily)
Zero/ Nerd: What's he so bitchy for?
Half-Ass: Who knows? Maybe he's secretly a girl and that's his time of the month...
Zero/ Nerd: Yeah... want to bitch more about Guitar Hero and real guitars like fags more?
Half-Ass: YOU BET!!!
Unfortunately, this game is looked down upon by half-assed guitarists. Here's what I have to say...
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUITAR HERO! IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU HALF-ASSED BASTARD! A GAME! IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D BE ACTUALLY BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BASHING PEOPLE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME ONLINE!
Another problem is belief among many Guitar Hero nerds, usually refered to as guitar heroes or guitar zeros, that being able to beat a hard-ass song on Expert makes them better than Hendrix. Here's another thing I have to say!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING NERD! OK, YOU BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES! BIG WHOOP! NO ONE REALLY CARES. UNLESS YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS WITH THAT, IT'S BULLSHIT!
Example:
Me: Bro, you want to play some Guitar Hero? I've been working and I think I got better!
Half-Assed Guitarist: Guitar Hero? You are such a noob. Not to mention gay. Only homo, faggot losers play Guitar Hero. Get a REAL guitar and then I'll be impressed, but I'll just act like a whining, big baby, jackass until you do that...
Me: It's a damn game. Lighten up, you prick... How 'bout you? You in?
Guitar Zero/ Hero Nerd: Heck, yes! I'll show you that I can beat every song on Expert! Then, I'll shred it up on a real guitar like I'm Hendrix, but we all know I've never touch a guitar in my life... or a girl at that... I'm TOTALLY in!
Half-Ass: You fucking nerd. Go shoot yourself
Zero/ Nerd: No! How 'bout you go slit your throat!
Half-Ass: No! You!
Zero/ Nerd: No! YOU!
(Goes on about 30 more times)
Me: BOTH OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BIG-ASS BABIES! Fuck both of you! All I wanted to to was play some fucking Guitar Hero, but you fuckfaces had to make it SO hard. Your both talented! Now stop fighting jackasses! Both of you go kill your selfs!!!!!
(I walk out angrily)
Zero/ Nerd: What's he so bitchy for?
Half-Ass: Who knows? Maybe he's secretly a girl and that's his time of the month...
Zero/ Nerd: Yeah... want to bitch more about Guitar Hero and real guitars like fags more?
Half-Ass: YOU BET!!!
by JoeShmoWasHere June 14, 2009
Sexual Position: Verb: You do the reach around from behind, strumming the vaginal area, while finger twiddling the breasts.
Mary: WOW! Rick really laid the guitar hero on me last night.
Susan: Yeah he must be in expert mode.
Susan: Yeah he must be in expert mode.
by Rick and Edward Brinford June 19, 2007