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Misguided 

Someone going in the wrong direction. ( both literally and metaphorically.)Mislead in the path of life.
Carly is definatley misguided! ( we should call her that!)
Misguided by merry christmas carly December 21, 2008
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misguided 

The majority of the girls who posted pictures under the definiton of "hot" or "hottie"; see also 'overrated' or 'wrong'
That first Asian chick is WAY misguided.
misguided by Batswana Bob January 8, 2005

misguided 

A word used by science-illiterate individuals to patronizingly describe science-literate debate opponents as misinformed.
Marjorie called me misguided because I think 81,283,261 is greater than 74,222,960.
misguided by dontpanic1971 February 3, 2021

Misguided Directicisms 

Used to explain somebodies complete lack of accuracy whether in physical sports or in their views and opinions
That guy totally has misguided directicisms

Misguided Academic 

An academic or a scholar that still maintains their ability to think critically and form informed opinions on topics within their field without the indulgence of “the company line “ or narrative that is in the mainstream. Note: these opinions are still fact based.
I heard that my professor was a misguided academic because she has first hand expertise unlike Bob on Twitter.
Misguided Academic by ScorpioKitty October 26, 2022

Misguided sexual prowess

To direct sexual thoughts in a direction that wasn’t thought out to the fullest extent before the thoughts where formulated
John “ damn she’s fit”

Jack “ she’s like 16

John “ No no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait, I mispoke nah I didn’t mean to I didn’t know”

John” it was Misguided sexual prowess, pleaseeeeee”

Misguided “Objectivity”

A rhetorical stance where someone claims to be “objective” while systematically dismissing, trivializing, or attacking one side of a conflict. Misguided objectivity mistakes neutrality for truth: it assumes that the most “balanced” position is to treat both sides equally, regardless of evidence or power dynamics. In online conflicts, it often looks like a moderator or bystander saying “I’m sure both sides have faults” when one side has been gangharassed for weeks. The stance serves to legitimize abuse by refusing to name it.
Misguided “Objectivity” Example: “When she asked for help with the mob targeting her, the mod said ‘I’m staying objective—I’m sure there’s fault on both sides.’ Misguided objectivity: using neutrality to excuse abuse.”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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