The Cockpit

The trap house of ho, rusty, lucky, and tall bitch

Yo bro beer darts at the cockpit. We smokin in the shed first. BYOB

by tallbitchofic October 17, 2021

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

by zboss April 27, 2009

cockpit queen

Is a flight attendant that always works the position closest to cockpit. They are at the pilots beckon call and answers any and all requests that they have at the drop of a dime.

Carol sure loves working up front.

Betty: haven’t you heard, she’s a cockpit queen.

by Gert Barr April 6, 2021

cockpit

v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.

"I'm not on the pill, you'll just have to cockpit me."

by anonymousbastard October 3, 2014

Cockpit

The space under your balls in front of your asshole

Dude Jenny was giving me head last night and she was all up in my cockpit

by Gayerthangays February 26, 2015

Cockpit Press

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018