The Fat Chick Love Effect

When a guy is nice to a fat (or ugly) chick who is usually ignored or unliked by other guy. The fat chick sees it as the guy liking her and is immediately infatuated with him.

Applies to other situations where someone is ignored, is given attention and then falls in love with the person giving them attention.

Bill: Hey, hows it going?

Fat chick (in head): OMG! He's speaking to me! He must like me! And he's so hot too! I love him!

Bill (in head): Shit! I shouldn't have said anything, I think she's experiencing the fat chick love effect.

by Fitz1001 June 11, 2013

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Taking the Fat Chick

It's like being the team player. Taking the responsibility that no one else wants to take, for the benefit of the other "team members."

While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.

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"Way to take the fat chick!"
"I'll take the fat chick!"
"He's taking the fat chick!"

by GuruPremier December 9, 2008

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double clicking the mouse

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.

Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)

by KCG January 26, 2004

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male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth

After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse

by "Thom" June 3, 2007

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