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It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.
by JakSheppard September 1, 2017
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swift kick in the balls

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain
Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls
by yummahfupa August 17, 2011
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kick in the balls

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.
Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D
by Ballbuster August 17, 2013
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what the balls

The lights just went out...what the balls?
by Maggie December 11, 2003
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running of the balls

Are you ready to outrun the semen in the running of the balls than cum on and run.
by joe c January 18, 2004
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Foot to the balls

Rudiger: dude i just got a foot to the balls
Gunter: Thats gonna hurt in the mornin
by The silent shart July 2, 2018
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