Fucking the Dog

When you work on oil rigs and u're in the "doghouse" ( brakeroom) screwing around...

Ramie's in there fucking the dog and the rest of us are killing ourselves.

by anonymous January 31, 2023

fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

fuck the dog

when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.

I fuck the dog during every lecture.

by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024

rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

rodeen fucks dogs

hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing

thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps

by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022

Dog Fucking

My neighbor's favorite sport....

They don't go skiing, or swimming, or play basketball or football.... no... they hate all of that, but they love to go Dog Fucking!!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025