textifestation

the act of manifesting what you want through texts to friends

I was broke and needed cash for the weekend, did a little textifestation and then I got all the cheese I needed for a good time

by Allstarilicious September 6, 2011

textlexic

Someone who constantly misspells words while texting.

I can never understand her texts, she must be textlexic.

by shamrock2157 September 5, 2013

Textless

When someone text you a very awkward and creepy message... Like speechless

Worker 1: Girl, my boss is so hip! He texts me with a winky emoji like, ;)

Worker 2: Omg, what a creep! If my boss would ever text me with just a winky emoji? Id be totally creeped out and will leave me textless.

Girl: aww, you're so cute! I love guys who love animals!

Boy: :)

Girl: *textless*

by Mekaekae May 30, 2015

textimental

When you are touched by, enjoy or are perplexed by a text that you think about it for so long you forget to reply.

Joe: Hey Jill, did you get that text I sent you last week where I professed my love for you?
Jill: Yeah, that was sweet. Didn't I already reply?! Must have gotten textimental.

by Trizla July 8, 2016

textlexia

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

by sparksneon January 7, 2007

Textlexic

adjective & noun • a person, or the act of being, inflicted with textlexia, the disorder characterized mainly by the reversal of letters in an acronym or the inappropriate substitution of characters in an emoticon. Often is the result of fast or drunk texting. Can also occur while driving and text messaging.

Example 1: "2day my mom said my BFF was hot. WFT?"
"I meant WTF. I'm so textlexic sometimes"

Example 2: "I so sorry 2 txt dump U but if I call U i will cry and start cutting myself again :)"
"... I mean :( not :). stupid textlexia"

by RedSpade October 8, 2009

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 9, 2009