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Texting whore

a dude who texts via cellphone twenty four seven no matter what he is doing, be it hanging out with friends or driving. A very very sad lonely person.
Normal Dude:"Hey man your driving you know that.."
Texting Whore:"HOLD ON IM TEXTING NIKKI"
by veram May 1, 2008
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Ghost Texting

When a person sends a text message to another person and then completely disappears.
Usually happening after a person sends a text message that is a question used to begin a conversation.
Example of Ghost Texting:
"How was your weekend?" - Ghost Texter
"Gr8t did awesome stuff and found a bag of money, u?" - Texter 2
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3 days later:
"How are you?" - Ghost Texter
"ok, u?" - Texter 2
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And so it goes again and again.
by Laydee K May 16, 2011
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Serial Texter

Man, Jerry won't leave me alone.. he's being a serial texter.
by bigballoon321 August 13, 2019
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textersation

When you and a friend are having a conversation by means of text messaging.
Man, I was right in the middle of my textersation with T-Bone when my mom told me to take out the garbage!
by Lorenzo Inda Benzo November 7, 2005
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texting

The common practice of typing messages on a cell phone to recipients, rather than just just take the twelve seconds to call someone. Most often performed by teenage girls, these messages often include such front page news as: "OMG did U C her @ss? Itz HGE" or perhaps the ever-popular "WTF? Dani just broke up wit James!!!11!"

These messages are often life-changing, as it seems that nobody ever actually speaks to one another anymore.

My favorite example of the texting is when a teenage girl is driving, head bent down facing her cell phone, as she texts while in traffic. Young teenage girls are considered the best drivers, so surely something as simple as texting would never take away from their near-perfect driving skills. This is often proven by the practice of never using turn signals, as telling Katelyn about when to pick her up at the mall is WAY more important than letting the cars behind you know that you are about to cross three lanes of traffic.

All in all, perhaps a few head-on collisions and loss of driving privileges will be a good little lesson to the self-absorbed teenagers of today.
Texting girl driver: LYK OMG did U C TWILIGHT YET? ITZ SO FREAKIN KILL!

*sound of cars skidding to a halt and 5 car pileup*

Texting girl driver: OH MY BAD. SRRY BOUT DAT.
by Senor Musk May 5, 2009
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toilet texting

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally toilet texting you."
Guy 2: "Sweet, I toilet texted Fred earlier."
by TehAwesomeUD April 28, 2007
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textender

When someone ends a texting conversation by sending a text that is hard, or impossible to reply to.
when my friend kayla sent me a text that said "yeah", i told her it was a textender.

please dont send textenders they are annoying.
by kufa July 1, 2008
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