extarded

-To become excitedly retarded.

After laughing at her expectating cousin one afternoon LeAnn became extarded. She could describe it only as a state of extardation.

by God of geometry January 14, 2017

Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"

I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

Taxarded

When one agrees that the federal government poorly manages and/or wastes a significant amount of tax payer money, but also supports the idea of increasing taxes.

Millennial 1: Social Security isn't even sustainable, the government has practically bankrupted it. We need to increase taxes on the wealthy to pay for it.

Millennial 2: Bro, don't you realize how taxarded that sounds?

by The_fiscal_patriot January 21, 2021

Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 6, 2022

textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 25, 2023

Techtarded

Someone who lacks technical phone computer, or Internet knowledge.

I tried to upload a file but I was too techtarded to figure out how.

by Ltlovely February 3, 2026

Textradecilious

A number followed by 75 septillion, 253 trillion and 2 billion zeros, it doesnt really fit in the "-illions", but you get the idea

so basically, this platform database size is about 52.2 Textradecilious.

by the fakest textradicilous June 6, 2025