Text Girlfriend

An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.

"Who are you texting?"

"No one!"

(you were texting your text girlfriend)

by Joeyroguen December 31, 2008

Text Peeve

When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.

Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off

Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo

annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!

by annonymouse123 May 15, 2011

texize

Texize = Texas + Size

Texize means enormously big, usually referring to food.

Would you like this menu supersize or texize?

by hapiel May 31, 2011

Text sandwich

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

by Browser7 March 29, 2013

Placeholder Text

Placeholder Text is when one is being used as a fake partner. Often being cheated on or is not good enough for their partner.

I can’t belive john is sydni’s Placeholder Text. She sent me nudes last night

by Thiccboi12349 May 8, 2018

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

hail mary text

A text message sent as a final act of desperation before accepting the person isn't interested in you

girl: He hasn't responded to me the past two weeks, but I'll send a hail mary text just to be sure

by Regina__Phalange December 5, 2016