TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

Tether

Black American supremacist (FBA) that use White supremacist ideologies against black immigrants because they are pissed that their white government does not acknowledge them in society

FBA man blaming black immigrants for US racist government.

That FBA man is a tether

by 509Problack September 6, 2023

yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system

"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"

by Bob Smouth September 4, 2023