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testosterone booster

Something thats supposed to help with workouts so older and middle aged men(especially older) don't look like wingsofredemption. However they say straight woman also like it which usually isn't true. Only use it for working out unless you have insanely low test levels.
Dude:Yo we all got testosterone boosters I'ma hit on that girl now.
Him:I'M SO FUCKING HORNY SEND ME A BOOTY PIC NOW HOLY FUCK*rapidly jacks dick in public*
Girl:KILL THAT SEX DEPRIVED CREEP WITH FIRE *pulls out gun*
-And thats why you don't use testosterone boosters for dating*.
by Necrozma Beam November 25, 2020
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Testosterdrone

A guy who does no work, no job, no hobbies, no personality (probably in love with himself) but still gets WAP for free.
That dude plays video games all day and fucks his insta-girl, what a testosterdrone....
by SodaFountain March 20, 2021
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Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
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Testosterphobia

n. unreasonable fear of, or gender-based animus or bias towards men.
The media today drip testosterphobia.
by TartanMarine May 8, 2010
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testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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testosterone overload

Basically when you try your hardest to impress guys or girls by acting like a dick to strangers or friends.
"Bro quit being a dick just relax your having a testosterone overload!"
by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017
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testosterstoner

A trannie who still has feminine features, but is masculine in nature due to the large amounts of testosterone supplements taken to extradite their transition.
Although people claim that gender is a social construct, they still try to biologically alter theirs by becoming testosterstoners.
by Yolkman April 23, 2017
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