testespwnd

while similar to teabagging, this is a much safer alternative, seeing as the testes are placed on the forehead instead of in the mouth to avoid any injuries from a disgruntled testespwnee

omg, did u see that, he just got totally testespwnd in the face!!!!!111!!!!two!!

by SupaFly_ July 15, 2005

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tesselate

When you sit in a chair and the pole goes up your butt

I want to tesselate

by G-Spot1545 February 19, 2019

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Tesses • tesseract • teasession • tesse • Tessek • Tessel • tessellation • Testes Satchel • teasesome • Tenses

just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny

Ooooh, tasty testes!!

by the beav February 25, 2005

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Dirty Tessely

Dirty Tessely is when you make a drawing with your partners cum

~Example dirty tessely~

Boy: “what are you doing with my cum?”
Girl: *shows drawing*
“I did a dirty Tessely on the bed baby;)
Boy: “I really love how you painted the cat there I love it when you do the dirty Tessely”

by Youra Yun-Jae January 24, 2021

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