Tess

tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life

Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid

by Alexeiborachev October 24, 2008

Tess

She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.

Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess

by Citadella May 30, 2019

Tess

Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.

Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess

by Thisguyleo November 19, 2019

Tess

An ugly ass bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale

Stop taking up space like tess

by Daddy torb 0w0 December 12, 2018

Zoey Tess

Singer, Model, Actor, Feminist, LGBTQ+ Activist.

Zoey Tess has appeared on the cover of three magazines this month.

by HollywoodUpdates August 20, 2017

Zoey Tess

Zoey Tess Loglisci, known professionally as Zoey Tess, is an American singer and songwriter. Her aunt is veteran television actress Corinne Camacho. Tess was born in Coconut Creek, Florida on January 1, 1993

Zoey Tess told 'Muzique Magazine' about the latest in her music career...

by mlankelly April 21, 2023

Tess Holiday

When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.

This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".

Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".

by Anathemata September 23, 2021