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Tesla Coil 

*cont* Their arcs can be purple, or bright white *edged with blue*, depending on the type, size, and current. 99.99 percent of people that build these for fun are boys, but there are the occasional girls, including yours truly. If you want more and more immediate info, ask the people on www.4hv.org. You need to make an account though and the mods do not dig one ounce of spam. The account is free though. They depict these in the movie "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." END :D
It's weird enough to say "I love Tesla Coils" really fast when you are a girl, but it is weirder when you hear a boy say that.
Tesla Coil by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011
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Tesla donuts 

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!
Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!
Tesla donuts by Sambiase February 2, 2019

Tesla tits 

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players
They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.
Tesla tits by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

Tesla Fuckchain 

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
Tesla Fuckchain by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Tesla Model X

1) One fancy ass crossover SUV.

2) One giant ass flex.
Tom was having a mid-life crisis so he bought himself a Tesla Model X to show off to his friends and family

Tesla-talk 

Smalltalk revolving around Tesla ownership, prevalent in Silicon valley.
I have to listen at least 20mins of Tesla-talk during our team lunch every week.
Tesla-talk by Sandorn February 1, 2020

Tesla Model 3 

The Tesla Model 3 is an electric four-door fastback sedan developed by Tesla.6 The Model 3 Standard Range Plus version delivers an EPA-rated all-electric range of 263 miles (423 km) and the Long Range versions deliver 353 miles (568 km). According to Tesla, the Model 3 carries full self-driving hardware, with periodic software updates adding functionality.
The Tesla Model 3 is the current most affordable car in the Tesla lineup.
Tesla Model 3 by crazyexploitz February 23, 2021