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young termite

a young termite is a youthful termite
that was one young termite
by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020
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professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.
"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023
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Social termite

Someone who gradually ruins a social setting, due to their social ineptness. In the same fashion termites ruin a house.
*at a party*
Sarah: "I have had a weird rash lately, want to see? Also, why are you single at your age?"
John: "Please get the fuck out you social termite."
by Gordenmastur May 26, 2024
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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