A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.
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A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.
Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!
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Tila Tequila: a woman who embarassed her self ..VERY PUBLICALLY.. On a ' hit ' MTV show,entitled..a shot of love with tila..
where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!?
CRAZY ASS HOE
She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of..
There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila..
she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity..
Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..
where she reveals she is a bi - sexual (nothing really wrong with that) ..UNTIL you see the programme where she makes a complete idiot of herself ..and even kept lisa (the fake ass lesbian) in for a number of weeks when 'lisa' was not interested in her(tila),and even called her 'FAKE' which being honest was REALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND..LISA IS THE FAKE..WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE A MAN..LIKE IS SHE GOING TO GET A PENILE IMPLANT OR SOMETHING..OR DOES SHE HAVE A DICK.?..which should have lost her a key..she even gave her a key and started kissing her..??!?!?!!?
CRAZY ASS HOE
She kept in jay even after the chad earthquake punch incident where he was screaming for detroit or jersey or whatever shitty assed trailer he spawned out of..
There were only two or three contestants who would have been there for a 'chance with tila'..but failed bcuz who can predict what goes on inside the mind of an illogical feather headed idiot such as tila..
she then made some bad career moves(stripping at an insane clown posse concert in front of homicidal insane clown posse jugalettes and juggalos with no life) & recently.. after the mtv incident and crawled further and further into obscurity..
Tila Tequila should rename herself Tila Thicquela..
tila the product of america home of the stupid and ignorant and rascist but guess what they are proud of it and even try to make money out of the fact they are so stupid ..
Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her..
TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..
Tila cannot even make it in tv networks where they are desperate for attention whores like her..
TILA TEQUILA IS AN IDIOT FULL STOP THAT FOOL IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH LIEF..
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