tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008

Jizz tent

When u are having a wet dream and the penis is so erect that it props up the groin area of your pants, making a tent that is covered in jizz.

Last night i had a wet dream and my penis made a jizz tent

by Beebix March 4, 2006

Teriyaki-Tenting

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul

Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting

by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019

bummer tent

A tent for those experiencing bad trips from the psychoactive drug LSD. commonly and rapidly appeared at many concerts with heavy drug use. Its a place to have people with good trips help those out having bad ones.

Cindy-"what am i seeing?....(cries enormously)"

john-"take Cindy to the bummer tent shes taken some bad acid!"

by hippiedippie March 30, 2009

playing tents

Wanking Under a Duvet

George was playing tents when we went on holiday last year.

by Camo145 May 9, 2008

Messy Tent

When you wake up from a recently completed wet dream with a full boner and cum all over your boxers.

Mark had a messy tent when we woke up from his dream about megan fox in a catwoman outfit.

by Ray Drecker September 19, 2009

pitching a tent

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003