air temperature shock syndrome

a very rare disease that happens when traveling downstairs and the air temperature is different from the temperature upstairs. it causes the victim to pass out on the spot. normally starts in the early teen years.

Kassie walked downstairs and passed out due to air temperature shock syndrome.

by whatdoyouwantmetoputhere! July 29, 2011

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

Temperature Jealousy

Being jealous of someone in a hot country whilst you are freezing in yours.

"God Jemma is in Africa, it must be so hot, i've got temperature jealousy."

by Cheeseylump January 27, 2020

Kangaroo Temperature

165.2° Fahrenheit (Hot)

Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT

by Theatre4H January 30, 2020

Phonetic Temperature Theory

the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.

Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.

by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 27, 2023

temperature

Temperature is the concept of the amount of heat energy in a given volume and is measured in the unit °C, celsius, and °F, fahrenheit which uses a different scale from celsius. Celsius is a commonly used unit that generally sees usage in the european countries, while fahrenheit is generally used in the USA. Temperature is, in everyday use, used to define if it's hot or cold outside with a standpoint in either water's freezing temperature, a human's comfortable temperature range or other. A high temperature can be defined as "hot" while a low temperature can be defined as "cold". A increase in temperature can be defined as something getting "warmer", while a decrease in temperature can be defined as something getting "colder".

Person 1: "It's pretty cold outside today... What is the temperature?"
Person 2: "Its -10 degrees."
Person 1: "That's a pretty low temperature."
Person 2: "Yeah. I would wish it could get warmer."

by SC_Reaper January 8, 2017

Working temperature

The temperature at which, whether-you-like-it-or-not, you must go to work tomorrow.

Working temperature varies from subfreezing to high 100°F (over 40°C), but no matter what the working temperature is - you've got to go to work.

by kajlijash October 28, 2012