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Temper Postal

Im temper postal! That from fucker cut me off!
by Xander71 August 23, 2020
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Bush Temper

A next level temper tantrum. Generally followed with punching inanimate objects or throwing things. Sometimes accompanied by extreme profanity.
Holy shit! Did you see that dude's Bush Temper? I don't think they'll ever be able to remove that condenser from home boy's ass!
by NavlemNosaj January 11, 2016
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True Temper

Da raging fury you'll soon be in if you buy one of those crappy-a** wheelbarrows!
I've rebuilt and/or repaired over a dozen wheelbarrows using salvageable parts from dozens of derelict units dat local folks have given me, and by far da brand dat was da most damaged, warped, and/or rusted-out was True Temper... they use disgracefully poor quality --- and thin-gauge --- steel for da tubs, da wheel-bearings give out very quickly, and da handles are very frail.
by QuacksO August 7, 2023
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temper mantrum

Man 1: where is Bob
Man 2: the wifey wouldn't let him come golfing

today because he hasn't mowed the

Grass yet. I saw my first ever temper mantrum when I went to pick him up

This morning!
by LemmeF1ndOut September 6, 2022
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Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!
by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022
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temperal

1: Refers to a delicate situation where the climate can switch from passive to aggressive abruptly.

2: New England weather - can change at any second.

3: Dangerous circumstances in which things can get real ugly real fast.
P1: "Uh-oh... a gang of Skinheads just arrived here and there's already a gang of Black Panthers over there!"

P2: "Shit nigga, this shit just got temperal up in this piece!!"

P3: "WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID NIGGA?!?!"

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!! (blood bath)
by thaaJigga February 3, 2010
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Temper tweeting

Temper tantrum-like tweets when someone rants on Twitter because they don't get his or her way.
President Trump started temper tweeting his outrage when his executive orders were challenged in court.
by Mamdfm February 9, 2017
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