telephoned

when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase

"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"

by Anonymous_Reader April 2, 2017

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017

Terminatrix Telephobia

A phobia in which the person has a paralyzing fear of answering the phone believing that it may cause him/her to exit The Matrix.

This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.

In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.

People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies

I don't hangout with James anymore because I can never get him on the phone to make plans. Ever since he saw The Matrix he's been afflicted with Terminatrix Telephobia.

I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.

by DameonTower April 16, 2011

telephone booth

what you come out of if youre gay and dont have a closet.

I heard superman's comin up out tha telephone booth yo.

by stealth_sim1 January 26, 2005

Texas Telephone

When two people converse in conversation while they are taking a dump in neighboring stalls.

Joey and Bob had the best conversation through a Texas Telephone.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 20, 2011

Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009

telephone

a game children play when you describe an item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how outrageous it gets by the end, also what nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)

It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.

by butterfly4LOVE January 17, 2009