The term latinos and hispanics use to describe unintelligent and silly televisions programs that waste your time and contribute nothing to society. Programs falling under this category could range from telenovelas (soap operas), to entertainment talk shows, to reality t.v.
Mother: son stop watching that telebasura. It isn't teaching you anything, and you are wasting your time.
Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!
Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!
Son: Fine!
Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!
Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!
Son: Fine!
by telepwn March 11, 2010
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Its okay. She has telebolism.
Its okay. She has telebolism.
by telepathic teletubby April 29, 2010
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Tailee is the most amazing person anyone could ever meet in their whole lives. She is so loving and caring and would do anything for anyone. If you happen to know a tailee don't lose her because she will be there till the end of time.
Tailee is so sweet
by xmchb_10 November 19, 2021
Get the Tailee mug.Using cell phone or land line to comfort or remove age appropriate responsibility from another - generally a son or daughter who would benefit from learning to deal with adversity without parental intervention. Similar in approach to e-coddle but more interactive and often involves the parent/coddler demanding to speak with another adult or organizational representative who is not performing as the child (and parent) would like.
Nicole's mom could not help but call and tele-coddle her when she saw that Nicole looked unhappy in the on-line camp pictures.
by Tim Wentworth September 28, 2008
Get the tele-coddle mug.a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.
Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."
Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"
Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"
Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"
Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::
Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"
Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"
Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"
Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::
by jeante February 15, 2009
Get the teleblackicly mug.To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.
Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."
by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009
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by Three Beers April 10, 2009
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