This is Teejae, a very dangerous and demonic entity that will attempt to kill any living things. He has power of a God and is currently being forcefully held in the SCP containment area in Australia.
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is a TSA code word for a male who opts out (refuses to go through the whole body scanner at the airport. It stands for "Tiny Johnson" and is presumably based on the idea that if a man doesn't want to be seen that way, it is because he has small equipment. See"gropefan" for female opt outs.
is a TSA code word for a male who opts out (refuses to go through the whole body scanner at the airport. It stands for "Tiny Johnson" and is presumably based on the idea that if a man doesn't want to be seen that way, it is because he has small equipment. See"gropefan" for female opt outs.
by cnyphercube March 3, 2011
Get the teejay mug.Teegan is a fucking Tank.He has Blonde hair and huge ass muscles,the only thing bigger than his muscles is his huge dick.He is a party god and loves to hit those bongs just like he loves to hit his thots from the back.Every thot gets wet when she hears his name.
My girlfriend left me for a guy named Teegan and I was confused because she said he had a bigger dick than me but then I said that’s impossible because I have a huge dick.One day I walked in on My girlfriend and another guy having sex and he had a dick the size of my forearm so I said:”This must be Teegan.” And somehow, a few minutes later his dick was down my throat.
by Huge wenis May 10, 2019
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by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Teejazeasy is a savage.
by Rawrz123456 July 26, 2017
Get the teejazeasy mug.The sound of Teelan's voice brings women into heat and grizzly bears to a purr. A genetically perfect human, he possesses the physique of a Greek God and the charm of a british spy. His reflexes rival that of a jungle cat and he showcases mongoose-like speed. Smooth as silk and suave as an italian jazz singer. A god among men, there is no equal, nor shall there ever be.
The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.
by tpiece November 20, 2013
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