If you’re a “kanker teef” you’re a cancer whore. AKA you fuck people fora tumor in your head and you have aids also. The aids part is very important.
by Gordelroos December 6, 2020
Get the Kanker teefmug. by 1stbeaver May 31, 2018
Get the teef suckingmug. I just got my braces off, and since my name is Ethan, my friends always yell in the school hallways “EFAN TEEF”. Thanks Guys.
by Piabbo September 14, 2019
Get the Efan Teefmug. The teef (abbreviation: tf; symbol: ξ) is a unit of length in the imperial and US customary systems of measurement. Since December 14, 2019, one teef is defined as roughly 0.3048 meters or 1 foot. In customary and imperial units, the teef comprises 10 deciteef and ten teef compose a decateef.
by PyroBorg December 14, 2019
Get the teefmug. 
DEFINITIONS:
(1) Any toothless, crazy old bag lady who stumbles down the street yelling at passersby. She specializes in speaking to people no one else can see, sincerely believing all the while that she is completely capable of simultaneously addressing a "parliament" of owls, a "murder" of crows, AND a congress of crocodiles.
(2) By extension, any government official or self-appointed "authority" who says you must do something when they have only some toothless law or ordinance to back up their words. (Better do what I say, or I'll gum you to death!)
(1) Any toothless, crazy old bag lady who stumbles down the street yelling at passersby. She specializes in speaking to people no one else can see, sincerely believing all the while that she is completely capable of simultaneously addressing a "parliament" of owls, a "murder" of crows, AND a congress of crocodiles.
(2) By extension, any government official or self-appointed "authority" who says you must do something when they have only some toothless law or ordinance to back up their words. (Better do what I say, or I'll gum you to death!)
EXAMPLES:
(1) We met a crackhead in Cleveland who went by the name "Queen No-teef-ah."
(2) Last time I had a toothache I couldn't see a dentist. I had to get it pulled down at Killer County where they used what looked like the bone from a rat's rib to pry it out my mouth. Had two pulled since then, so now I feel like Queen No-teef-ah.
(3) Durham county has laws on the books requiring that all citizens and businesses recycle -- but seldom if ever are these laws enforced. So, without enforcement, these laws remain toothless, like crazy ol' Queen No-teef-ah. What do they plan to do, gum us to death?
(1) We met a crackhead in Cleveland who went by the name "Queen No-teef-ah."
(2) Last time I had a toothache I couldn't see a dentist. I had to get it pulled down at Killer County where they used what looked like the bone from a rat's rib to pry it out my mouth. Had two pulled since then, so now I feel like Queen No-teef-ah.
(3) Durham county has laws on the books requiring that all citizens and businesses recycle -- but seldom if ever are these laws enforced. So, without enforcement, these laws remain toothless, like crazy ol' Queen No-teef-ah. What do they plan to do, gum us to death?
by Dinkum March 5, 2014
Get the Queen No-teef-ahmug. I haven’t left bed all weekend because I’ve just been watching Netflix, my breath smells rank and I have fluffy teef
by qweeniegorl April 29, 2020
Get the Fluffy teefmug.