teddy

Teddy is a woman who is obsessed with her dog and enjoys eating pizzelles in bed naked while watching crime shows.

That girl is such a teddy

teddy by deerpark2016 August 17, 2016

teddy

Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something

person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes

teddy by two trucks playing chess August 18, 2021

teddy

another name for a beer.

as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.

We picked up some teddys and went to the party.

teddy by j><c January 25, 2006

TEDDY

Big liped loser, no one likes him, dates all snapchat girls, Smells like fish

EWWWW its teddy

TEDDY by Loopieloop October 17, 2017

teddy

Hip slang for an erection

"that girl's so hot she gave me a raging Teddy"

teddy by THE HOV October 22, 2011

Teddy

Teddy brewski = beer = Teddy

Bartender , can you pass me a teddy?!

Teddy by Joecho July 1, 2017

Teddy

Teddy is a guy with a big penis. He is super sexy!

Girl: That Teddy is sexy!

Teddy by Nerd_98 December 13, 2017