Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.
you might as well name your kid jack or something
person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes
as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.