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Technosexual

A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"

Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."

Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"
by Hefenator August 6, 2011
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Technodeist Church

Technodeist Church, also referred as Technodeist Cult, is a name used to refer to churches and cults that use techodeism and scientific deism as the main base of their cults. Usually advocating the search for spiritual beings and gods on the same style of search for aliens, the development of technodeistic technologies and the creation of graduation courses related to technodeism and scientific deism.
"My city is about get a technodeist church, they are even building a big technological center for search for spiritual beings and gods here, it is really fucking crazy tho."

"Technodeist churches show so well that we can unite science with religion and spirituality, but the question is know how to do it, but how technodeism and scientific deism might be considered as sciences or even as protosciences, it is ok to do it."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
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technoverdose

What happens when you experience large amounts of technology in a short amount of time. Can cause headache, eye strain, loss of bladder control and relationships.
"Sick, I was playing LOTR on my PSP while listening to NIN on my ear buds when I was watching that G4 show last night...my brain is fried."

"My friend, that's a technoverdose, the only cure is camping."
by Soulibaza October 21, 2007
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Technocest

n. The tendency of several musical groups in the techno, electronica, and related genres to consist of many of the same members mixed and matched in various ways.
Jimmy Tamborello from The Postal Service goes by Dntel when he's solo, James Figurine in Figurine, and also worked on a project called Headset. That's such technocest!
by Tim4488 October 16, 2008
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technodrama

A drama or bad event caused by an I.T. based failure or malfunction.
Friend: "Coming for a beer after work?"

I.T. Manager: "I can't buddy, we've had a real technodrama today, I need to work late to fix it"
by Ed Jones - Leeds August 4, 2009
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Technoexec

A corporate executive who is driven by technology, gadgets, and internet trends.
Hey did you hear Max our fearless Technoexec just installed a new Sony bluetooth HD TV with RSS feeds to his Twitter tweets and Iphone display. This will change the way we all work foreever
by DLPeugh August 18, 2009
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technore

When a person is focused on their computer screen or phone, and it is difficult to communicate with them.
My teenage daughter is sitting next to me while texting and technores me when I ask her a question.
by Sammy Vista June 16, 2010
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