technorant

Someone who does not understand technology but pretends they do

He's not a technophobe he just technorant

by ellietech October 14, 2021

technicapped

Born in 1960 and having very limited knowledge of computer technology.

Being technicapped I find it easier to grab a teenager to fix my electronic devices

by Over60 November 28, 2021

Techgoraphobia

When your fear of the self-help kiosks at almost every business gets to a point where you fear leaving the house. You worry that you may have missed paying for one item at the grocery self-check-out and that the police are going to show up and let you know about it. You think you paid for something twice at another store. You are pretty sure that the line of people behind you at another kiosk were grumbling because you were taking too long. The only safe place to be is on your own couch. The safest place to get food is from the fridge or from grandma’s pantry.

I can’t run your errands. Techgoraphobia is real.

by Pip the Disambiguated December 23, 2023

TECHtocracy

Authoritarian dictatorship of the TECHbros who control all information regarding finance and surveillance, thereby being able to monitor all personal behavior.

The digital age has been transformed by a few TECHbros who control all information into a totalitarian TECHtocracy.

by phenomenous1 March 2, 2025

TECHtocracy

Authoritarian dictatorship of the TECHbros who control all information regarding finance and surveillance, thereby being able to monitor all personal behavior.

The digital age has been transformed by a few TECHbros who control all information into a totalitarian TECHtocracy.

by phenomenous1 March 3, 2025

technocality

Some minuscule bu**s**t anomaly in a piece of modern music.

A plagiarism lawsuit against a small garage band was thrown out on a technocality.

by QuacksO January 2, 2026