Teboner

The act of Defending and/or having a man crush on Tim Tebow.

1. In his heated debate about Tim Tebow, kyle started to get a Teboner.

2. "Tyler, you have such a Teboner right now defending Tim's QB rating."
3.Shane was part of the Toboners club.

by richard mcwhiner January 25, 2012

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Tesone

...has a tiny penis and is also known as cat tits
often shits on his own face for amusement likes sex with men and cars often farts in public and urinates his own pants.

your such a tesone!

by John Fartiface January 1, 2010

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Teboner • Tebone • Teboned • Tebowed • Tebowner • tebowned • tboned by a smart car • tebowed out • terone • tabone

tenboner

1. An adjective describes something that is boner, only amplified tenfold, incredibly stupid or lame, see also tengay

2. A person, place or thing bearing the characteristics and traits of tenboner.

1. Your brother is so fucking tenboner.

2. "Carson Daly is a tenboner" - MC Fumunda

by Fetorpse August 17, 2003

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Tebowed

When your chic is about to have an orgasm and your buddy runs and knees her in the back of the head giving her a concussion.

Jake was banging the hell out of Brandy the other night and Ronnie ran in and tebowed the shit out of her!!!

by tebowisapussyassQB October 12, 2009

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(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).

"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"

by biggamepaul December 20, 2008

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