tea

A hot leaf-based beverage that is by a long shot Great Britain's favourite drink (barring beer, of course). Can be drunk with milk, sugar, cream and biscuits (though not necessarily all at the same time).

"Fancy a cuppa tea, love?"

by Coaldrone January 24, 2004

this tea

this tea refers to drama or the "inside scoop" it's a spinoff to the meme "but that's none of my business"

"Kim and Taylor beefing over the famous video ?? This tea."

"Selena comments on Justins insta part of the reason he deactivated ?? This tea."

by speedosamantha August 28, 2016

Tea

A girl that sounds like a boy, often plays PUBG and has a really deep voice.

"Tea is my sister"
"You mean :Tea is your brother ha ha"

by aleksaizdaleka June 01, 2020

Tea

Not the murky brown piss you British people are drinking, try some loose leaf asian tea for once in your life!

Kevin: What the hell are you drinking?
Idiot: 1 dollar bagged english breakfast tea.
Kevin vomits and proceeds to pour it down the drain

by EuroChemist November 01, 2017

Tea

Something only the fat dirty English greedy pig bastards drink to cure their vagina disease. Fucking fat shits

Accurate americunt Fat inbred American - you English people only drink tea and live in castles

by English are trannys December 13, 2021

Tea

A name but not used that often

Hi my name is Tea

Tea Leoini

by Ifuseekamytonight May 29, 2009

tea

Dried leaves in hot water.

Tea. Not the most mouth-watering combination, but works quite well.

by Squeed September 03, 2005