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Teacher

Sadistic devil that live on planet earth only to torture children and call it “learning
Guy: hey, your teacher has a cool accent, where’s she from?

Guy 2: oh, didn’t you know already? She’s from the pits of hell!
by KuchiKuchiGimmeGimme October 30, 2019
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Teacher

A person who teaches us things THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO LEARN. ALL TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THAT WHEN AM I GOING TO USE 2+2 IN REAL LIFE! (Sorry Timmy is a special needs kid this is his mother)
MAN THOSE TEACHERS PROBABLY NEVER ATE ONE SINGLE DINO NUGGY !
by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020
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Teacher

Someone who takes pleasure in controlling children because they have no control over anything else in their life
by @????? November 23, 2015
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Teacher

Teachers suck, like really. They get you in trouble for no reason, and are 100 percent big gay.
Do teachers suck?
Yes, yes they do.
by CallMeJesse124 October 23, 2018
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Teacher

They be the bitches working at school's teaching the students.

1.Sometimes they are mean old hags who live to see students suffer and live their lifes in pain, while they are off sucking dicks off of the preps.

2.Sometimes they be so god damn hot! You be sprung!

3.Occasionaly there is some teachers who actually let you learn.
1."Mrs. Hag, I turned in my homework."
"Bitch! Betta get outta my face!"
"But?"
"Outta my face"*snap* *snap*

2."Woah check out Mrs. Hot she's so god damn hot I just wanna eat out tonight!

3."Mr. Wang is teaching for once."
"SHUT THE F-CK UP BITCH!"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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Teacher

Someone who decides to work for 7 hours, getting shit ass pay for something they do for 7 to 10 years of their life. They always torture students with their strict standards, tons of classwork, and if they decide that they want to crave torturing students EVEN FUCKIN' MORE!!!, they decide to give you homework, which usually will take hours, to prepare you for a final exam that you never did care about. See homework, HW, asshole
Middle schooler1 to middle schooler 2:
Man, my teacher doesn't give two Sh*ts about our lives. She piles on the HW and never lets us do anything in class when I hate the lesson.
by ayo J. May 18, 2017
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Teacher

A CHeaTer is a TeaCHer when we swap the CH & T or when they swap their degree for the job of being a PRESENTATION READER
I know you're a teacher because you didn't get a job anywhere else even with a ME degree
by damon15here October 29, 2018
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