Tavern

An establishment built by the gods themselves, where the sun is always shining, the beats are always bangin' the beers are always flowing & the darts are always burning!

The dress code is googs & tonight's entertainment is ketamine

A club house where only the prestigious are welcome,

Dude1: "Man, can't wait to finish work, get to Joeys Tavern and get off my chops on gear"

Dude2: "shut the fuck up strom"

by XL.stretfighter September 6, 2012

Tavien

Tavien is a piece of shit nobody likes tavien. Tavien is the weird kid in the back of the class room who eats his erasers and spits on kids. Tavien is usually ugly as fuck and pull no girls. Tavien always has the shitest meme and nobody laughs at them. Nobody likes Tavien cause he's overall a bad human being

Ashley: Ew did you see Tavien making out with Logan.
Guadalupe: Yeah, Logan can do better.

by spicycookie123 February 1, 2020

Cheesy Bacon Tavern Fries

Perhaps the greatest culinary feat ever performed. A variation on Applebee's appetizer "Cheesy Bacon Tavern Chips". Instead of god-awful "chips," you must substitute fries for this to work

I'll have an order of cheesy bacon tavern FRIES and an order of Onion Peels.

by Deb DeVito December 12, 2006

Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals

Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)

by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014

Tavern

The stinky house covered in peepee where all the boys can get smacked and forget their problems

Dude, tavern was lit last night

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

tavern shit

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar

Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!

by adamflb21 February 22, 2008

Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

by anonymous March 8, 2005