the tavern

aka the tortuga, the chillest place in the 'well. open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week...one stop here and all your worries will be drunken away.
*parking located in the rear

-dude, what the fuck are we gonna do tonight??
-are you fucking stupid?? the tavern you dumb fuck

by Tavern Crew February 10, 2005

Slay Tavern

Where you take a young, fine, willing(well, usually willing) babe to be Slayed; where the slaying of women occurs often by studly, mustachioed men who resemble the likes of men such as Tom Selleck and or Hugh Jackman

-where mustache rides are heavily sought after but rarely given
--abbreviated Slaytav

This girl wants the D: the Slay Tavern is open for business tonight!!

Yo, slaykat, tryna crash somewhere else tonight? I'm bringin' this girl back to the Slaytav

babe 1- what did you do last nite, slut
babe 2- i spent the nite in the slay tavern, got a mustache ride to die for
babe 1- omg! so jeal!

by slaykats November 27, 2011

taterade

A beverage consisting of potato soup and gatorade. One of the worst things one can ever drink.

If you don't clean your room right now, I swear to god I'll make you drink your weight in taterade!

by the dirty liberal September 15, 2009

Taverley

A city full of druids west of Falador in Runescape.

I walked from Taverley to Falador to to kill some guards with my Torag's Hammers.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

Tavery

Basically the coolest most awesome person in the world. Typically a male also known for having an immensely massive and beast of a cock.

Tavery is also known for being severely better than Nigel, Andy or Grant

Tavery is the best and most amazing person in the world

by Dr. Lars Nieleson January 27, 2022

Castle Hill Tavern

Tavern located in the north western suburb of Castle Hill in Sydney.
Drinks are overpriced for the western suburbs and is always mostly filled with aussie tradesmen and aussie metrogays and has a pathetic excuse for a nightclub

Guy 1: Lets goto Castle Hill Tavern tonight and pick up some chicks
Guy 2: Fuck off! I dont want some derro housing commission bitch, lets goto Parra and get some hot wog bitches

by Felip June 23, 2004

Tavern

An establishment built by the gods themselves, where the sun is always shining, the beats are always bangin' the beers are always flowing & the darts are always burning!

The dress code is googs & tonight's entertainment is ketamine

A club house where only the prestigious are welcome,

Dude1: "Man, can't wait to finish work, get to Joeys Tavern and get off my chops on gear"

Dude2: "shut the fuck up strom"

by XL.stretfighter September 6, 2012