tanorexic

someone who is addicted to tanning

my sister tans everyday with her tanorexic friends .

by mike_the _god April 9, 2007

Tanarexia

the insain obsession with tanning.

jill you went tanning everyday this week, twice a day. you have tanarexia. you should seek help. we're worried about you.

by kristen.babay. June 15, 2008

Tandem poo

We two people poo into one receptical simultaneously.

Me and my girlfriend just had our first tandem poo. It was more emotional then sex.

by the grumpy nipple doctor March 11, 2012

Tancredoism

n.

A blanket phrase or idea which defies all logic and reason, and appeals to the listener's cultural prejudices, ethnic bigotry and desire to violently lash out at foreigners.

Guy 1: Man, what was up with the killings at Vtech?
Guy 2: Well, the shooter was a Korean so firing off a few ICBMs at Seoul would solve our problems pretty quickly!
Guy 1: ...What the hell is with your constant tancredoisms?

by TwilightTraveller November 9, 2007

tandem tan

The practice of two individuals tanning in a tanning bed for two, whereby the subjects enter into a dual suite for the purposes of obtaining a tan by exposure to UV light. Often used in gay-friendly facilities.

Mario tandem tanned at the 12th street gym for too long, now he looks like George Hamilton.

by liebman July 31, 2009

Tandem Scratch

To simultaneously and unselfishly scratch in a relaxing manner, the inside of each others forearms. When one is scratching, the other simply extends fingers so as to scratch the partners arm as well. Everyone is a winner.

Lying on the sofa trying to stay awake while watching Disney films, one extends arm onto partners lap, Tandem Scratch takes place and therefore both are getting even attention!

by Gordon Star July 7, 2011

Tindren

A love child born out of a tinder match.

Tindren is/are a child or children which was the outcome of a tinder match and subsequent hook-up.

On-looker: 'Oh that child is adorable!'
Mother: 'Don't be looking at my tindren Bitch!'
On-looker: 'Tindren!? Be gone Woman!!'

Most likely scenario: "Hitched after a frequent tinder match the, now married, couple sleep in separate beds after a the first year’s anniversary of mutual resentment. Contact is kept to a minimum, forcing guilt upon their tindren as ‘the reason we didn’t divorce’.”

by Bigbluesea May 19, 2015