squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

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Tac'ho

A person who commonly trades sexual favors for Taco Bell or other fast food. Menu items and quantities play a key role in what the payment will be.

That Lindsey is such a Tac'ho; she gave Bobby a blowjob for bringing her a chalupa.

by CptNotAHo January 11, 2017

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Taco Bell

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

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Tachoe

A mix between a taco and a hoe. Most commonly used to address your mexican bæ's when they act like a bitch.

Friend #1 : stop hogging all the tortilla chips!
Friend #2: but they're so good.
Friend #3: wow you're such a Tachoe.

by makdonalds February 25, 2015

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n. The fictional (or maybe not) fast food restaurant owned by Sousuke Aizen in the anime Bleach. It was created by user spartydragon in an epic thread on capslock_bleach on LiveJournal. This restaurant has been known to serve all kinds of residents of Hueco Mundo, including the incredibly adorable mini Menos. They serve many dishes similar to those at Taco Bell, such as quesadillas (possibly renamed queszayellas) and bantaquitos, only they are more delicious, because Aizen makes them with love. Or Benevolent Overlord powers. Known employees are Ulquiorra Schiffer and Charlotte Coolhorn. And it is always okay to stick a burrito in Ulquiorra's Hollow hole. Always.

Competition for this fine eatery include but are not limited to: Kenpachi Fried Chicken, Del Tousen, Urahara's Hot Dog Stand, Arrancarbucks, Gin's Tavern, Gil-Fil-A, and Shuu Lobster.

You can never have enough Taco Aizen.

Kyle Hebert: Welcome to Taco Aizen, may I take your order?

by aurora_requiem April 20, 2009

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